There’s a lot of competition: the Zurich arrests, the Blatter resignation, any press conference with Jerome Valcke, an interview with Australia’s Frank Lowy denying any impropriety . But Jack Warner always seems to come through with the goods – and the gravitas.

So, cue the man who was once the most powerful powerbroker and kingmaker in world sport. Jack Warner responds to comedian John Oliver, who bought TV time on Trinidad and Tobago television to once again eviscerate the former FIFA Executive Committee member, in this amazing clip.

Really, we couldn’t make this up. We truly have our Bond villain – who actually lives on an island paradise.